FRIDAY FUNNIES

As I was standing in line at the store reading the magazine headlines, I came across this one.

Bill humiliated by Hilliary???? ha! ha! ha!

A BLONDE JOKE

 

A blonde was shopping at Target &
came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took
it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....
It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!'
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?

'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things
cold,' she replied..

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blond replied......
'Two popsicles & some coffee.'

Build A Fire With an Orange

... so build a fire and roast some marshmallows! I recently took my grandchildren camping and I bought some of those extra large marshmallow to roast. Be careful if you use them. They retain twice the heat. I burned my bottom lip on one and I actually had a blister the next day!