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I buried my husband today. He passed away October 16, 2011. It was a long 17 days to his death and another 4 long days since. He died the day before I was to have the make the big decision. He was being kept alive by machines. The thing everyone dreads. Most people who are faced with that decision have a person with no brain activity. I had a husband with a strong heart and a mind that understood and could answer questions when they back off the sedation. Thank God for his mercy to me and his decision to take him without any intervention from me.


A friend sent me a "sick sense of humor" cartoon when it was over. It was one of those things that you were so tired of crying that you just had to laugh kind of thing. Here's the cartoon she sent.

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Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

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 LITTLE DRIP

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

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LITTLE JOHNNY'S RIB
A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked, Johnny, what's the matter sweetie?  Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side!  I think I'm going to have a wife!"

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IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN ...

Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,

and if he is chuckling and laughing away,
while flying around in a miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,

Then let's face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!