Friday Funnies

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN ...

Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,

and if he is chuckling and laughing away,
while flying around in a miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,

Then let's face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!

Friday Funnies #2

SILLY JOKES

A coworker shared these jokes with me on Thursday. Just in time for my Friday post.

The invisible man married an invisible woman and their children weren't much to look at either.

What disease do you get when you kiss a bird? answer: Chirpese -- it's untweeable.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? answer: too many cheetahs.

why did the belt get arrested? answer: It held up the pants!

Friday Funnies