HAPPY 2012!

A little humor and wisdom to start off the new year.

.... and what about that diet?

Pearls of Wisdom

Whoever wrote this should be ashamed (but it is funny)!

5 PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER
 

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the jerk’s name..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk