Friday Funnies

NICKNAMES

·  If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

·  If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

Friday Funnies

Blonde weighs baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."