Diet Jokes
*Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
*The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier.
*The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
*I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
*You have to stay in shape.
My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
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