Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday Funnies

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.



10 Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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