Friday Funnies

At Grandma's


Two little boys went to their grandparents' place for Christmas. At bedtime, the youngest one began to pray at the top of his lungs.


"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."


The older brother exclaimed, "Why are you shouting? Do you think God is deaf." The little one promptly replied, "Nope! But Grandma sure is!"

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Answer: It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Answer: Anything, he can't hear you!