Showing posts with label Little Johnny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little Johnny. Show all posts

Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday Funnies

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.



10 Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday Funnies

 

 LITTLE DRIP

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"